Sunday, July 10, 2011

The Big Boss Man comes to Charlotte to make Drifting judges serve HARD TIME

"Hey boy! Wanna serve s'time in Cobb County?"

Coliseum Home Video had to put the word out to the Big Boss Man that there were some law breaking shenanigans to be found at the Zmax Dragway in Charlotte, NC. Luckily, Mean Gene Okerlund was on the scene, with water bottle microphone in hand to conduct the explosive interview with Cobb County's finest.
 

Due to the fact that the professional drifting laws of North Carolina got in the way of Joe G's ascension to professionalism BEFORE the Big Boss Man could arrive, Joe wasn't allowed to preform at his best duties. In response, the Big Boss Man had to come onto the scene and shoot this promo video, warning all of the drifting judges that they are gonna be doing hard time in their six by eight cells if things aren't rectified

The NC drifting laws once again got in the way of Big Boss Man as he was prevented from instilling true justice on the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach. Here, Shakey Flair was robbed of his points in order to qualify in the amateur drifting circuit at the Zmax Dragway in Charlotte, NC. In response, the Big Boss Man had to shoot a promo with Shakey Flair to get his message out to all of the law breakers out there and let 'em know that NO ONE escapes the long arm of the law

Even legendary fellow dead wrestler Randy "Macho Man" Savage appeared on the scene and had to speak out on the injustices that have befallen the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach

But after all is said and done, there was a great time held by all. We all know that Joe G and Shakey Flair will continue to make the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach proud as they continue their ascension through the drifting ranks of the South East


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