The Big Boss Man comes to Charlotte to make Drifting judges serve HARD TIME

"Hey boy! Wanna serve s'time in Cobb

 County?"

Coliseum Home Video had to put the word out to the Big Boss Man that there were some law breaking shenanigans to be found at the Zmax Dragway in Charlotte, NC. Luckily, Mean Gene Okerlund was on the scene, with water bottle microphone in hand to conduct the explosive interview with Cobb County's finest.

 

Due to the fact that the professional drifting laws of North Carolina got in the way of Joe G's ascension to professionalism BEFORE the Big Boss Man could arrive, Joe wasn't allowed to preform at his best duties. In response, the Big Boss Man had to come onto the scene and shoot this promo video, warning all of the drifting judges that they are gonna be doing hard time in their six by eight cells if things aren't rectified

The NC drifting laws once again got in the way of Big Boss Man as he was prevented from instilling true justice on the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach. Here, Shakey Flair was robbed of his points in order to qualify in the amateur drifting circuit at the Zmax Dragway in Charlotte, NC. In response, the Big Boss Man had to shoot a promo with Shakey Flair to get his message out to all of the law breakers out there and let 'em know that NO ONE escapes the long arm of the law

Even legendary fellow dead wrestler Randy "Macho Man" Savage appeared on the scene and had to speak out on the injustices that have befallen the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach

But after all is said and done, there was a great time held by all. We all know that Joe G and Shakey Flair will continue to make the Decepticons of Myrtle Beach proud as they continue their ascension through the drifting ranks of the South East

Joe Drifts @ Charlotte's Zmax Dragway

Captain Lou had his bday too

It was a semi-eventful moment at the Zmax Dragway in Charlotte, NC this weekend, when Joe headed out to do his best and see if he could rack up enough points to qualify for the professional drifting circuit.  After spending a good chunk of the morning practicing, Joe ended up blowing his master cylinder. Despite his mother's constant advice to "just glue it" Joey got motivated by Captain Lou Albano and headed out to the track.

 

I think Joey does a great job here, unfortunately it is just for practice. He got some great "Woooo's" from the crowd which motivated him to go out again

 

After doing a great job on only three cylinders from his practice run, Joe gives it a whirl and comes out fighting in Charlotte's Zmax speedway to see if he can make enough points to get into the pro standings

  

It looks like Joe could go "1 More Time!" on his blown master cylinder, but he quickly discovers after more smoke pours from his hood than his engine, that he returns back to his tent for a cold one and admits defeat under unfortunate circumstances. Perhaps next time Joey, you are gonna be a pro before ya know it bra!